Oh my goodness I forgot to print off something for my meeting …and I already late!!
If I hurry I can get this done ……
Find laptop
Dead laptop
Cord..where’s the computer cord?
We are updating windows 1 of 36 updates starting
We are restarting your computer
We are updating Firefox browser…… please wait !
Browser update failed …..please restart computer
Trying Firefox update again
FAILED!!!!
Please restart your computer
FAILED!!!!
Turn on printer while waiting for failed Firefox to try again
Your ink cartridges are low …
Please wait !!
Running ink test
Please wait!!
Replace black ink cartridge
Running ink test
Please wait!!
Aligning cartridges
Please wait!!
Retest ink …please wait
We are printing your test page
Please wait!!
Please restart computer
Wifi cannot find air printer
Please reconfigure your modem
17 tries later to punch in modem code on tiny screen with long fingernails and fat fingers
Your printer is ready to print ! AHHHHHH!
Your browser has been updated ! AHHHHHH,
YEAH!!
Click click CLICK
WWW.THESITEINEEDTOPRINTOFFPAGESFROM.COM
AAARRRRGGGHHH!!