Oh yes I did

Even though I am a larger woman, I like to work out.  I know it is sick huh!!!   One night while working on my computer I decided to go out for a power walk.  It was dark and the middle of winter but warm enough to walk outside.  I had my oversized black sweats on and no makeup and my hair tightly pulled back in a clip.  I put on my gym shoes and headed out the door. As I crossed the street in the neighborhood to throw out my trash in large recycling bin, the driver of a car that was passing jumped in his seat and swerved his car as if he were horrified from my looks. I thought geez, it is not that bad!  I then proceeded to say hi to several neighbors walking around the block or just coming home.  I walked for about an hour when I decided to go home.  I walked in the door and thought maybe I should take a shower to rinse off.  I turned on the light in the bathroom and shocked myself. Earlier that evening while working on my computer I had put an electric fluorescent lime green moisturizing mask on my face.  I didn’t remember I had this on my face. I had just spent an hour walking around the neighborhood all in black with an electric green face.  No wonder that man jumped.  I just worry what the neighbors thought. No one has ever said a word.  I hope that is a good thing?